”please ask a member of staff for details”
sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady
I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick
i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???