foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via lubricates)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via markcefalojr)

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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(via roy-ality)

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via stand)

sorry:

for party rocking

(via lubricates)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via laughed)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via hate)

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