furrsona:

”free wifi”

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”please ask a member of staff for details”

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(Source: 69696969696969420, via lmaopost)

exhists:

sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 

(via cumfort)

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

(via cumfort)

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

(Source: punkleaf, via cumfort)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via hate)

narcotic:

@ppl that say their eyes change color 

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

your dad left you because he couldn’t right

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(via phobias)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via lmaopost)

googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

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I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

(via endourse)

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(via lohanthony)

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms, via parydise)

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