thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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(via hailhood)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via sparklecrocs)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via living-the-ca-life)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via seanp0donnell)

celeryludenberg:

what if i just
tanoshindeikouze:

When your crush leans in really close and you can’t tell if it’s for real or he playin’

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via residentcutie)

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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(Source: great3st, via tortillah)

ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

(via living-the-ca-life)

sn00p4prez:

if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself

(via humorking)

rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

(Source: webgf, via happiest)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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